Who says Indians are not talented? Even their veins have talents flowing along with blood. From actors to cricketers to politicians and comedians, we have a whole lot of talented people. We have a lot of comedians in our country, some get exposure and some don’t. But those who get exposure surely make us laugh so hard that our ribs start to hurt.
Some of the most famous ones are Tanmay Bhat, Rohan Joshi, Abish Matthew (Basically, whole AIB team). Then Kenny Sebastian, Kanan Gill, Atul Khatri, Vir Das and the list goes on.
Here are some of their ribs tickling tweets by Indian
comedians that are way too relatable:
Dear Young People,
You are definitely getting older.
If you can’t afford a tattoo on your shoulder…
You’re never getting a rover.
— Vir Das (@thevirdas) December 19, 2016
Friend: you’re too obsessed with the ADHM soundtrack
Me: acha chal
Me:…ta hoo, dua O me yaad ra..
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) January 17, 2017
I have matched with more women on Uber Pool than on Tinder
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) January 24, 2017
Every time you buy a jar of oregano you should get forty tiny pizzas free with it
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 6, 2017
Hey newspapers, you don’t need to report what happens on twitter. There’s already someone that does that -twitter.
— Kanan Gill (@KananGill) December 21, 2016
It took me an entire adult life to realise that Sardi, Khaansi ya Malaria are mutually exclusive to each other!
— Abish Mathew (@abishmathew) November 12, 2016
Glad the liquor shops are called “Wine shop” to help us with the guilt.
Instead of “Wow, Really. Twice in one day? Shop”.
— Kenny Sebastian (@knowkenny) January 11, 2017
Friend : meri Gf mumbai rehti hai. Teri Gf kaha rehti hai?
Me : Bhai meri Gf toh naraz rehti hai 😉
— zakir khan (@Zakirism) May 4, 2016
Earlier: “I can’t sleep at night. So many shows to watch!”
Now: “I have a baby. Problem solved. No TV shows. No sleep.”
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) January 24, 2017
You know you’re your parents pet when they judge your health the way you judge your doggy’s. “She’s eating. She must be ok”.
— Neeti Palta (@neetipalta) January 14, 2017